An Open Letter

I'm not entirely sure who this is for... I'm just mentally purging.

Enjoy.

Point #1
Don't enterain drama. Refuse to participate. Now it's taken me quite a few years to come to this realization and even longer to put it into practice. Don't get me wrong, I love a strong and "spirited" conversation and I get off on opposition, but when it comes to bringing unnecessary "drama" into my life, you see that is just not going to happen. I simply refuse to open the gates. These gates are well worn by the events of a 27 year life. They don't house anything that is probably of much importance to you, they look like everyone else's gates, but they are special to me. Because metaphorically, I'm inside the gates. And what you are so generously bringing to my gates is like a pile of cat turds after the cat has eaten canned tuna, and if you have a cat- you feel me on this.... and we have no need for additional cat turds here. We're good. Move along. Stop making everything about what you need. You sound like a 12-stepper who's making amends. You know what the problem with making amends with people whom you have harmed like 5-10 years in the past? See, most of these people are over you and your bullshit. They've moved on and weened themselves off your crack and now that you're back- you're Joseph or Mary and there is no room at the inn. It's not that we don't like you... ok, that's sort of part of it; it's that you just don't deserve that kind of effort and life just isn't that boring. I don't need negative interaction, I work in finance, people. I get PLENTY of negative interaction already.

Point #2 (Hah, Hah. I said "number two.")
Insecurity is the cancer of life. It will ruin you, your life and everything you touch will turn to shit if you're insecure. So get therapy or religion, or get a solid hobby, even a drug habit-- honestly I don't even care, but lose the insecurity. Furthermore it's terribly unattractive.

Point #3
Stop trying so hard. Nobody likes a kiss-ass.

Point #4
If you don't believe in God, you don't deserve to have one.